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Toe Poke Daily: We need to talk about these awful warm-up kits

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Toe Poke Daily: We need to talk about these awful warm-up kits
Juventus’ warm-up kit. No thanks. Just no. Nuh-uh. Nope.

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As the International Champions Cup and other preseason fixtures continue, and with the new European club season just around the corner, clubs have had plenty of time to unveil their new kits and play in them for the first time.

But while some of those box-fresh uniforms are rightly panned by fans on social media (yes, Manchester City third kit, we’re looking at you), the truly heinous kit crimes slip unpunished under the radar: warm-up kits

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They are rarely seen on live match broadcasts unless you are glued to the screen during the prematch build-up. They are not worn during training sessions in between matchdays, and so are not broadcast twice an hour on rolling sports news channels. And they are hardly ever worn by the average fan during their regular game of five-a-side, unless they happen to be the most ardent kit completest with more money than sense.

That allows manufacturers to get away with unleashing sartorial atrocities, such as these ones below, upon an unsuspecting world.

Will someone please think of the children.

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